Repeat After Me.

Everybody say,

I will not go to a nightspot on a weekday night anymore.

I will not go to a nightspot on a weekday night anymore.

I will not go to a nightspot on a weekday night anymore.

I will not go to a nightspot on a weekday night anymore.

I

will

not

go 

to

a

nightspot

on

a

weekday

night

anymore

ESPECIALLY ON A FREAKING MONDAY.

My face is like totally,

I KNOW RIGHT.

This is geh-zua to the maximum. 

I figuratively dug a deep deep hole and jumped straight into it. 

Oh well, brought this upon myself. 

And I think I'm missing out on a lot for my age.

But then again.

If not now, when?